What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

What are some cute stories with your crush?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

How does a person become transgender?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

HHS justifies decision to stop recommending Covid shots during pregnancy with studies supporting the shots’ safety - Politico

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

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What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Make Nazis afraid again!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Why do flat earthers delete their answers after being proven wrong? Are they just being ignorant and arrogant?

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.